Sarah just came out to the dining room, where I am folding clothes.
"Mother," she says, "I'm afraid we have a slight dilemma."
"What is it?" I ask, preparing my mind for a flood, since, the last I heard, she was working with her fish tank.
"Larry has decided he doesn't like his aquarium. And you know what that means, don't you?"
Yes, I know exactly what that means. That means that on the loose somewhere in this house is. . .
. . .a pet garter snake.
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you should feel blessed that "slight dilemma" at your house means loose garter snake. "slight dilemma" at my house means- well let's just say, usually far worse. : )
A loose garter snake in my house would be a screaming emergency.
I'd call the SWAT team.
Rand "Chicken-boy"
Sarah guesses that Rand's family will not be visiting any time soon?
Larry is still on the loose.
swat team...chuckles.
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